Getting A Good Grip On Your Man

This article is meant for the woman, the wife, the mother & the sexy feline in you. Men, tread cautiously. Either way, you will get into trouble for reading this so enjoy the experience if you get lucky.

The way to a man’s heart may be through his stomach but I would have reservations if he wants to be hearted all day long as much as he wants you to be gutted all night long. Let’s set the tone for what is to come so that it would go down well with my church leaders who would be reading this with possibly a gapping jaw on their faces at worst or at best, laugh heartily at my two cents for you. Babies come through your Cherry. And in that time, your cherry has been stretched, cut, bruised – basically traumatised & possibly scarred, initially by an invasion of Mars, then by bringing little Martians into the world. You should be (re)trained & armed to enjoy the next onslaught but how can you feel sexy when the muscles keeping your cherry looking & behaving like a cherry have weakened & functions like a prune? Not sexy. Have no fear, help is here. Read to the end if you think you deserve a better cherry to work your matter.

Let’s look at the Vibrance Kegel Device, this scientifically-designed medical device which I would call The Device for it will set the stage for ‘the matter’ once you have had enough practice. I am sure your man wouldn’t mind me describing his little matter since I know some men have names for them with great emphasis on their ability to scale heights or whip-up smoothies, or lasso a cow, all which seem very satisfying……to themselves. So how do you have a well-toned cherry that will give you hours of pleasure after you have been traumatised? Even if you haven’t had a child, at some point in your life, you will, so this is a good starting ground to exercise your cherry before you get exorcised for your cherry, leaving your man to take matter into his own hand or worse, find other berries that can never measure up to you. No pun intended. Dealing with matters should be fun especially if you aim to get a standing ovation for your effort every time. Eager beavers are cute, don’t you think?

The Device helps you get your cherry muscles in order by having a timed indicator which lets you know how long you should ‘squeeze’ & when to let go. The tendency to use your hind-cheeks muscle is there and you have got to focus upon getting your pelvic floor to do the work. Battery operated, The Device will vibrate once you get it right. The box comes with lubricant gel to aid insertion & a cleanser for you to clean it afterwards. The 5 seconds interval is also aided by sound, a low pitch ring to urge you to start squeezing again. The hypoallergenic silicone rubber has 3 additional sheaths which you graduate to once you strengthen the muscles to grip harder. The sheaths are numbered by its degree of stiffness beginning with number 1 & ending at number 3. By the time you can do Number 2, you will be loving your matter so well, he wouldn’t be bothered to go out with the boys, watch football or give excuses to stay out. And when you can do Number 3 effortlessly, you would probably be able to deflate your man in 60 seconds flat. Just make sure you keep practicing for future sessions & demand that he won’t roll over & fall asleep before you are done. With regular practice, you might even get him to come home for lunch daily, wherever else he may have gotten his appetite from.

Getting by the first week of using it with sheath Number 1 was a piece of cake but there was a significant resistance with Number 2. You can choose to turn off the sound & go stealth, especially if you want to do it in your office or while you are watching TV. As with all parts of your body, muscles hold parts in place & this is especially true when you hardly know your pelvic floor muscle exists in the most obscured place in your body. And this part is something that can hold pleasure in place, move matter into action & drive the population census up. When you move to sheath Number 3, you can rule the world. The Device is not just any device that you can get but a device that’s purposefully designed to elevate your cherry’s well-being, captivate your attention-deficit man & bring pleasure back into your ability to grip him into oblivion. Only RM498 per set. Get it at Bio Infinity. Guys, it’s beats buying Gucci or Prada for her plus you can actually benefit from the usage so get one for your darling if you happen to read this first! And don’t imply she has gotten loose (excuse the pun), just tell her that you wouldn’t want her precious insides to fall out from having a weak pelvic floor then help her use it for the first time!

Disclaimer: The device may help restore your confidence & ability to get a good grip on your man but it may not tackle underlying factors that cause disinterest in your man. While I may suggest adventurous bedtime antics & Mardi Gras constumes to sizzle your sessions, nothing should substitute open communication between two people. The ultimate goal is not to see other women as a threat or as a competition to you but to let your man see you as the woman he chose & will choose again despite the many he meets out there. It’s about the birds & the bees so get buzzing with it right now!

I had a chat with great guy friends & their wives to bring this piece to you & after using the device for a month now, I can see how it’s able to bring the sparks back to light his candle & burn for a long time. For a great run down on how it looks like & how it works, see what Caroline has to say about it here.